i'm not only the mom, i'm also a client of the hilarity

MIYO:

Last night Ben was watching a Youtube video about the Oakland shootings on the BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit). The man reporting was black. Miyo was with Ben and she said, "Why you watchin' my Bawok Obama?"

MILES:

Last night Ben's sister Lisa was talking about a guy who was desperate for a date. Miles said to me, "If you were really cold and hard, you would date him and make fun of him, and then never see him again. Or maybe that's just Hanna." I laughed and then he told me, "Like, you know how people say, 'or maybe that's just me'."